The day is filled with tons of jokes and laughers. First joke of the day starts with a guy from my class who likes to poke his fingers into his nose, twisted and turn as and when he likes. After that, he would have something to play with! Hahas:) If you touch the places where he had touched before, you would hear something like this: “Hi! Please don’t come near me and don’t touch me or my things for the rest of the day.”

Second joke, we have classmates who come up with a very special metaphor example for their presentation. It’s the best metaphor that I’ve even heard, and it’s quite disgusting. This is the one: “Friendship is like peeing in the pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warm”. Will one really feel that why when they are making friends or with their friends?

Next would be a little joke with my parents while on the way out for dinner, just to entertain my parents. My mum’s hand accidentally hit my butt, and I said don’t anyhow touch my butt! She actually said that my butt is too smelly for her to touch when I just had a bath. So I replied this: “我可是贵妃呢! “, as I’m the so called 杨贵妃in my class. Then both my dad and mum start laughing. And they start chatting ‘bout the four beauties of China, thus, realised that 杨贵妃 is actually not a beauty. She is being categorised as a beauty because she’s a 贵妃! The real beauty is 西施, and I suddenly remembered that I heard something funny from a movie. This: “情人眼里出西施, 那西施眼里出眼屎!”

Labels: Jokes.